DEERISLE - "STAG INDUSTRIES" - TSHIRT
S.T.A.G. Industries Standard Issue Field Apparel (Level 5 Clearance)
Welcome to the team. You’ve survived the transport from Alteria and somehow avoided the hostile wildlife in Arctica. Now, it is time to look the part.
This official S.T.A.G. Industries black T-shirt features the corporate insignia proudly on the chest, instantly identifying you as a high-value asset to KMUC automated defense systems and fellow personnel. Whether you are calibrating the Hyper-Resonance Chamber or running for your life from an anomalous breach, this shirt offers the perfect blend of tactical comfort and plausible deniability.
Official S.T.A.G. Specifications:
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Stealth Operational Protocol: Forged in absolute black, this shirt complies with the strict stealth directives required for classified cargo flights to Namalsk.
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Quantum Array Compatibility: Engineered with a breathable fabric to ensure our Quantum Array Scanners (QAS) can map your atomic structure with minimal interference before disassembly.
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Thermal Versatility: Comfortable enough for the sweltering heat of a reactor core overload, yet perfectly suited as a base layer underneath your mandatory Bear-Fur Survival Suit.
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Subatomic Durability: Designed to hold together even when your molecular stability is threatened by sudden Quantum Fluctuation Phenomena (QFP).
SECURITY ADVISORY: Wearing this insignia does not grant unauthorized access to the Frozen Crypt, nor does it guarantee rescue in the event of critical cargo displacement. In case of an encounter with a sentient smoke entity in the reactor chamber, do not rely on this garment for armor.
* Disclaimer: All "S.T.A.G. Specifications" are purely fictional and for lore purposes only—this is a standard, high-quality cotton T-shirt. It does not provide actual electromagnetic shielding, will not protect you from liquid nitrogen vapors, and cannot prevent molecular misalignment during experimental teleportation.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: JohnMcLane
- Email: johnmclane-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
DEERISLE - "STAG INDUSTRIES" - TSHIRT Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
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4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
