DEERISLE - "COW STATUE" - TSHIRT
S.T.A.G. Industries "Temple Anomaly" Visual Log Apparel
Deep beneath the surface of Deerisle lies the origin of our greatest obsessions and our most catastrophic failures. Dr. S. Cooper theorized that the unyielding flame was perhaps a portal, or a remnant of those who built the temples. This premium black T-shirt serves as a classified visual log of that exact anomaly.
The graphic features the ancient, horned statue deep within the ancient temple complex, holding the very bowl where the Eternal Flame burns without fuel. At its feet lies the gateway—the teleportation mechanism that serves as the final threshold into the ultimate endgame of the island. For S.T.A.G. researchers, this sight was the pinnacle of their ambition; for survivors, it is the ultimate test.
Official S.T.A.G. Specifications:
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Historical Documentation: Provides a high-resolution, 2D rendering of the ancient temple complex and its enigmatic, horned guardian.
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Thermodynamic Paradox Observation: Safely depicts the Eternal Flame, an anomaly that swallowed the first S.T.A.G. containment team whole without a single explosion or scream.
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Gateway Protocol: Features the precise teleportation point at the statue's base, marking the final step into the unknown.
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Quantum-Stable Fabric: Woven from high-quality, breathable cotton to keep your molecular structure comfortable while contemplating the dark mysteries of the archipelago.
SECURITY ADVISORY: S.T.A.G. Industries reminds all personnel that the Eternal Flame cannot be enclosed by standard specialized containers or robotic arms. Do not attempt to use this garment to initiate a teleportation sequence, and do not stare directly into the printed flames for prolonged periods.
* Disclaimer: All "S.T.A.G. Specifications" are purely fictional and for lore purposes only—this is a standard, high-quality printed T-shirt. It does not act as a functioning teleporter, the flame on the shirt will not physically burn you, and it will not grant you instant access to the Deerisle endgame!
More details
- 100% combed cotton
- Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
- Heavyweight fabric: (5.3 oz.)
- Yarn diameter: 28 singles
- Pre-shrunk
- Regular fit
- Crew neck
- Side-seamed construction
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
- Ribbed collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: JohnMcLane
- Email: johnmclane-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
DEERISLE - "COW STATUE" - TSHIRT Size Guide
| Size label | A | B |
|---|---|---|
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S
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28
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18 1/2
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M
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29 1/2
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20 1/2
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L
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31
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22.25
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XL
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32.25
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24
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2XL
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33
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25.23
|
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3XL
|
33 1/2
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26.75
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