DEERISLE - "STAG INDUSTRIES" - MUG
S.T.A.G. Industries Standard Issue Thermal Receptacle (Level 5 Clearance)
Surviving the graveyard shifts at the Deerisle Quantum Facility requires more than just a brilliant mind—it requires extreme thermal stabilization. Whether you are freezing your toes off near the liquid nitrogen leaks of the Frozen Crypt, or trying to stay awake while The Machine That Thinks Too Much rewrites your thermal equilibrium equations, this official S.T.A.G. Industries mug is your most vital piece of survival gear.
Forged in pitch-black to absorb maximum ambient heat (and to hide the stains of countless late-night recalibrations in the KMUC underground complex), this mug is the preferred choice of Dr. S. Cooper and the few remaining researchers who haven't been swallowed by a temporal anomaly.
Official S.T.A.G. Specifications:
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Hyper-Resonance Capacity: Holds precisely enough coffee to keep your vital signs stable and your mind sharp when the reactor initiates a sudden Gamma Level Cooling Process.
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Quantum-Coherent Coating: The sleek, light-absorbing black finish is specifically designed to minimize visual quantum noise and prevent accidental entanglement with your beverage.
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Arctica-Approved: Highly recommended for deployment in sub-zero environments, right alongside your chemical heat pads and Bear-Fur Survival Suit.
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Ergonomic Grip: Engineered to stay firmly in your hand, even if you are suddenly running from a sentient smoke entity in the reactor chamber.
SECURITY ADVISORY & DISCLAIMER: S.T.A.G. Industries is not liable if your beverage spontaneously disassembles, gets intercepted by the Eternal Flame, or teleports to the Southern Crater. Do not place this mug inside a Quantum Isolation Sphere (QIS). If your coffee starts speaking to you in Mr. Rattmann's voice, do not interrupt it.a
For internal S.T.A.G. use only. Unauthorized distribution strictly prohibited.
(* Disclaimer: All "S.T.A.G. Specifications" are purely fictional and for lore purposes only—this is a standard, high-quality coffee mug and does not possess actual quantum, hyper-thermal, or teleportation properties!)
More details
- Ceramic
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: JohnMcLane
- Email: johnmclane-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
