DEERISLE - "STAG INDUSTRIES" - MOUSEMAT
S.T.A.G. Industries Tactical Interface Surface (HRC Breach Edition)
The teleportation experiments within the Hyper-Resonance Chamber (HRC) were designed to bridge distances previously deemed insurmountable. But when the resonance field destabilizes and the energy matrices burn out, the results are catastrophic. This premium, oversized deskmat captures the terrifying reality of a full-scale containment breach during a reactor core overload.
Featuring a high-fidelity tactical print, this surface depicts S.T.A.G. security personnel desperately holding the line against hostile, shadowy entities while the massive reactor tears the fabric of reality apart with quantum lightning. It serves as a grim reminder of the sacrifices made in the name of Quantum Implementation Theory (QIT).
Official S.T.A.G. Specifications:
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Hyper-Resonance Glide: A micro-woven friction layer engineered to ensure your mouse glides as smoothly as a disassembled particle held in a stable, floating state within the HRC.
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Gamma Level Grip: The heavy-duty, anti-slip rubber base ensures your interface surface stays locked in place, even if the facility triggers the violent Gamma Level Cooling Process.
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Quantum Blueprint Dimensions: Expansive enough to accommodate your keyboard, mouse, and any classified Top Secret documents you need to review before secure destruction.
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Anomalous Threat Recognition: The artwork serves as a constant visual warning of the unpredictable quantum-based effects and hostile entities that plague the Deerisle Quantum Facility.
SECURITY ADVISORY: S.T.A.G. Industries reminds all personnel that manual override during a Delta Rho 7 (Core Overload) is a direct violation of operational protocol. If the entities depicted on your deskmat begin to move, drift like smoke, or look back at you, evacuate your workstation immediately and do not fire explosives at close range.
* Disclaimer: All "S.T.A.G. Specifications" are purely fictional and for lore purposes only—this is a standard, high-quality gaming mousepad/deskmat. It does not generate a hyper-stasis field, cannot teleport your peripherals, and will absolutely not trigger a localized quantum implosion!
More details
- 3 mm thick neoprene
- Anti-slip backing
- Not machine washable
- Spot clean with warm water and mild dish soap
- Air dry only
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: JohnMcLane
- Email: johnmclane-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
12" x 22"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
