DEERISLE - "ELDER STAFF" - TSHIRT
S.T.A.G. Industries "Relic Artifact" Commemorative Apparel (Level 1 Clearance Required)
The recovery of the anomalous relic from the ancient temple complex came at a steep price. In memory of the STAG-755 helicopter incident within the KMUC descent shaft, S.T.A.G. Industries has authorized the release of this commemorative visual diagnostic garment.
Featuring a high-fidelity, unauthorized-access-cleared print of the Staff, this black T-shirt captures the terrifying glory of the artifact in stunning detail. The graphic showcases the relic's demonic horned skull, its piercing crimson eyes, and the ethereal, fuel-less purple and orange fire that echoes the mysteries of the temple builders. Since direct physical interaction with the actual Staff is deemed a lethal hazard, this shirt is the closest you are permitted to get to its ancient power.
Official S.T.A.G. Specifications:
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Hazard-Free Visual Contact: Because direct contact with the actual Staff is strictly prohibited without protective gear, this premium fabric garment provides a completely safe, 2D representation for your torso.
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Anomalous Pigmentation: The vivid purple and orange flames printed on the chest are designed to mimic the unyielding, unfathomable energy of the island's temple anomalies—without the risk of melting your robotic arms.
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Commemorative Design: Serves as a stark reminder of the catastrophic turbulence and structural collapse that scattered STAG-755 debris along the cliff face of the underground facility.
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Operational Comfort: Unlike the heavy, restrictive hazardous materials suits required for artifact retrieval, this lightweight shirt provides maximum breathability for standard subterranean desk duties.
SECURITY ADVISORY: Wearing the image of the Staff does not grant you the ability to bypass KMUC blast doors or control quantum anomalies. S.T.A.G. Industries Security Department reminds all personnel that the actual relic possesses highly unstable properties. If the skull on your shirt begins to whisper, report immediately to the medical bay for psychological evaluation.
* Disclaimer: All "S.T.A.G. Specifications" and artifact properties are purely fictional and for lore purposes only—this is a standard, high-quality printed T-shirt. It does not possess anomalous occult powers, will not summon sentient smoke entities, and is entirely safe to touch without Level 1 protective gear!
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: JohnMcLane
- Email: johnmclane-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
DEERISLE - "ELDER STAFF" - TSHIRT Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
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M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
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L
|
29.37
|
22
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19
|
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XL
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30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
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2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
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3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
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4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
